I was chatting with a friend recently about getting back onto the dating scene. She said was I ready? Last relationship didn’t end well. I realized I was dating a twonkwad.
A twonkwad is someone you throw out and 3 days later they turn up like nothing happened. A twonkwad suggests you start dating again, as they have given you sufficient time to reflect on your brash behaviour. I sort of feel bad as fell out of love with him when he lied to me. Then spent the last three months trying to rekindle a relationship that was dead. I learned that you can’t force yourself to feel a certain way. Think I may have confused love with Stockholm syndrome. Twonkwad – just made that up.
Woman Looking For Man:
Must be a twonkwad.
Hefty chaps need only apply – as long as have self-proclaimed appetite of a sparrow.
Must have ability to wind people up and be truly offended when they are rude back.
Victim mentality an asset.
Advantageous if always right.
A real plus if you can talk over anyone you don’t agree with.
Questionable sexual fetishes.
If anyone fancies dating a twonkwad please contact me for details.